Angelina Jolie blog

And we thought Angelina Jolie was a hot, happening and RICH lady… but nah! She’s actually far from being rich you know… and despite her poor status, the Tomb Raider is rich enough to own millions of those hearts she’s captured!!!

Sounds confusing, doesn’t it??? Well it’s just that according to ‘The Hollywood Reporter’s annual Star Salary Top 10’, Angie baby’s remuneration isn’t even close to being on the top of the leading ladies list… The adoption queen does need to pull those prices high up according to her celebrity status and fan following guys…

The figures reveal that she takes about $10 million for a movie, while the Australian beauty Nicole Kidman tops the lists with a cool price tag of $16-17 million every movie!!!

Well, the good news is that her arch rival and Brad’s ex-wife Jenifer Anniston is even poorer with a total moolah of only about $8 million every time she signs the dotted line…

What do we call this for her now? Bad news or GREAT news

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Angelina Jolie has done it recently with Anne Hathaway… can she do it again with Britney Spears??? Well guys, don’t start tracing your memories to find out when Angie had done IT with Anne… I only meant to say that she’s inspired her!!!

Jokes apart people… Britney is going through a painful divorce and has hired Laura Wasser as her divorce attorney… Wasser has a history of helping the top shots of Hollywood call it quits (including Angelina Jolie) and now its Britney’s turn… but all she copied from Angie is her divorce lawyer, nothing else!

She still remains the disgraceful and unpleasant BIT*H she was…… and moreover, she chosen the queen of BIT*HES – Paris Hilton as her inspiration… kudos to you babe… knowing how Paris is goin on with her life, there’s no use even praying for your future now

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So the Brangelina duo have just finished an awfully long and painful schedule in India for their movie ‘A Mighty Heart’ and are surely gonna take their tired asses on a looong and well deserved holiday after the film releases… but while they carry on the tedious production and post-production at home, a genuine piece of appreciation has definitely pushed their spirits up again…

The guy who was praising Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt for their genuine efforts to let the world know about Daniel Pearl is none other than the slain journalist’s father Judea Pearl……

“It’s very fashionable for celebrities to go to Africa and dance round the various causes - Aids, malaria, poverty. But none of them have been looking at the real threat to our civilization - Islamic hatred and terrorism.” Says Pearl as he recollects his son…

This was definitely a pat on your back guys… hope it fuels your determination to present the real picture to the world soon

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Angelina Jolie has topped the scorecard in of lesbians in “The Bisexual’s Guide to the Universe,” by Nicole Kristal and Mike Szymanski long ago… she’s definitely not the only bi-sexual chick available in the celebrity circuit, is she? So what makes the ‘Mr. & Mrs. Smith’ babe a class apart???

Well the special quality about Angie baby’s lesbian side is that she can put anybody at ease… who could be better than Elizabeth Mitchell, Angelina’s love interest in the movie ‘Gia’ in 1998, to tell us more about it…

The otherwise straight lady has announced to the press many a times that if it wasn’t for miss Jolie, then the hot lady-on-lady love making scenes of the films wouldn’t have been hot enough… You ask Angie and she instantly says, “I was looking forward to kissing her and touching her, watching her discover that and hopefully enjoy it. I think she did.”

Even her lesbian partner, supermodel Jenny Shimizu, seconds Elizabeth’s views… considering that they still enjoy their flings despite the Brangelina relationship going strong, she’s one lucky lesbian

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Guys, the good news is that Brad Pitt was with Angelina Jolie on her visit to Cambodia… and the bad news is that he was hardly interested in her!!! C’mon guys… he’s had too much of only Angie around him anyways… she was practically the only woman moved around with in the past 6 weeks in India… he’d surely need some change… and MAYBE, the change has the name – Jennifer Anniston?!?!?

Well, we’re only speculating people… Jenny has the most talked about and most copied hairstyle in tinsel town today, while Angies’s locks desperately need a make-over… and while Angie baby is too busy with her charity work n all, Jenny might just prove to be a welcome relief for the ‘Troy’ dude…

Watch out Angie… after all, charity begins at home

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Angelina Jolie finally set off from India but didn’t reach Hollywood… the ‘A Mighty Heart’ lady was reported to have reached Cambodia instead… just in case you guys forgot, she has pledged €1 Million to a forest conservation program in 2003… the project has been named as the ‘Maddox Jolie project’ has already been approved by the Cambodian govt. but was surrounded by a lot of hassles and financial controversies…

One of the reasons for the surprise visit is speculated to be her anger with husband Brad Pitt’s parents… her future in-laws actually had the audacity to attend ex daughter in-law, Jennifer Aniston’s thanksgiving party, while Angie struggled in the tryst between Indian authorities and her racist bodyguards!!!

Angie is reported to be fuming over the whole issue and has definitely taken the whole issue a little too personally… poor Angie… someone needs to explain her that they aren’t her in-laws as yet… and looking at the way Brad’s fidelity levels are fluctuating, its most uncertain of them even becoming her in-laws in near future…

So babes, you better do a lotta voodoo over your dooode (read dude!) and get into his family as their daughter-in-law and not just the mother of their grandson!!! Get some grey matter working girlie…..

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Guys… we often make a huge difference to others without even knowing it… there often comes a time in your life, when you do good deeds with all your heart without caring a damn for the world, and the whole damn world gets influenced by your attitude…

Such a thing happened with the sexy siren Angelina Jolie, when she went about doing all she wanted to do for the less privileged without bothering who was taking what meaning outta them or the names that people were calling her… and she found a ‘follower’ in Anne Hathaway!

The fair lady says that she’s inspired by the tomb raider babe and her way of giving much more than her money to the needy… “She inspired me to get involved and ask, ‘What can I do other than give money?” said the exited girl…

Truly guys… selfless efforts always do pay off in their own ways… if not for anything else, Angie might just have a lesbian back-up if Brad continues the ditching legacy with her

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Angelina Jolie is the name that gave the local police authorities of Puna, India a hair raising experience… she banged into a two wheeler, had the worst auto-rickshaw ride in the history of the city, got a few journalists shoved around the place by her body guards… not to mention the unauthorized landing of her helicopter in Jaipur and the unforgettable trip to Goa…

Mumbai too saw a bit of the Brangelina whirlwind as she decided to step into a local train’s second class compartment, getting a poor photographer nearly thrown out of the running train!!! The latest memoirs she’s left behind are the boat ride and her infamous bodyguards passing racist remarks and booking for themselves a place in the police lock-ups!

But why am I trying to sum up her entire trip to India now??? Because it’s OVER!!!

You heard that right guys… Angelina Jolie left India for the United States this morning along with Brad Pitt and her children (need I mention her body guards again?!?)… while we await for the babe to get back, I’m sure no one but the Indian press will miss Miss Jolie in that country for sure

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Watch out Brad Pitt… just in case if you’re planning to go infidel with the puffy lipped Angelina Jolie, you better do that with outmost secrecy… coz if she gets even the slightest hint of it, she might just run away with the same chick you’re hanging out with!!!

Well I don’t mean to give you any ideas buddy… but it’s just that Angelina has topped the scorecard in of lesbians in “The Bisexual’s Guide to the Universe,” by Nicole Kristal and Mike Szymanski… It lists “famous fence-sitters” who’ve either outed themselves in interviews or are open-minded about the idea of getting down n dirty with both sexes.

Was the hint enough, or you want me to remind you of her bi-sexual past, which still is an integral part of her present…..

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My predictions were true!!! Angelina Jolie’s tryst with difficult times in Mumbai has now BEGUN… the first time she got a taste of the local INDIAN fight back was when the Mumbai police barged into Taj Mahal Hotel, where Angie is currently staying, and dragged her body guards Thomas Matadam and Robert Patrick Dunn to the police station…

Though they were released on Bail by the court, those British citizens have been instructed to report every day to the local police station… and all this after paying a hefty bail of $550 EACH (that’s over 25K Indian rupees!!!)…

Hope this taught Angie and her body guards that even in a backward country like India, where every white skinned man is given a superior status, they’re NOT GOD!!! Hope Angie n Brad have ‘A Mighty Heart’ and hire their protection sans the added racism next time…

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Angie Angie… oh Angie!!!!! Why does Angelina Jolie always HAVE TO land herself in a mess in such impeccably horrible ways??? Either is she hitting around people, or causing a ruckus in a local train of Mumbai… not to forget, taking her chopper anywhere and everywhere she desires without acquiring any permission from the authorities…

As if all that wasn’t enough, her body guards hog the limelight with their absurd and inhuman behavior too! Be it man-handling and abusing the media or ill-treating a few innocent school going kids and their parents…

You read that right guys… the latest development in the shooting of ‘A Mighty Heart’ is that Angie n Brad’s body guards literally shoved around and abused little kids and their parents at Anjuman-e-Islam school in Mumbai!

One of them actually went to the extent of addressing a concerned parent as ‘You bloody Indian’… and this was followed by a throat slitting signal!!! Swearing at anybody’s nationality is inhuman guys… I can feel goose bumps on me while writing about it here… wonder what those poor people felt!

Considering the fact that you still have a few more days to stay in Mumbai Angelina, I’ve got three words for ya – ‘All the best.’

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Well guys, people react to things… and when it comes to reacting to abuses and insults, they react faster than ever!!! And then there are saintly people like Angelina Jolie who take their own sweet time to digest the shocking piece of news and then react to them in the most subtle and sophisticated fashion possible…

For the jug heads who didn’t get me, I was talking about the insult thrown at her by Madonna… the tattooed babe has finally chosen to react to it! Wanna know the intensity of dislike Angie baby had towards what Madonna said??? Read on…

An insider close to her told the paparazzi “Angelina thinks the worst part of it all is that Madonna could have used the opportunity to say something that could actually be of benefit to someone.” There’s nothing more I have to say for this guys… except – too much of being good is too bad Angie!!!

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Vote for Angelina !! Angelina for President ! Vote !! Hey guys I have said this before and I say it again ….hey those are not my words ..but it is true Evanageline Lily wants Angelina to be the first woman president of America !!

Angelina Jolie as the prez ….umm can’t say much about that ..ya I know she is the new face of ” Mother Nature ” with all her social activites but still… can’t say much but hey I must say one thing I kinda like the ” FIRST MAN ” thing .. Imagine this headline ” President Angelina graced the occasion with first man Brad !!!!

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From an auto-rickshaw in Pune to a local train in Mumbai, Angelina Jolie knows how to get a taste of the simpleton’s life wherever she goes huh! It’s not new to know that Angelina Jolie boarded a second class compartment of a local train in Mumbai… but have we thought about the policy the tattooed beauty follows???

Many of us might be thinking that Jolie is too haughty a lady and actually got into the compartment with her ruffian-looking body guards, who threatened to throw a photographer out of the train if her clicked her pics… but did we observe that she actually had the responsibility of buying the tickets for a ride… knowing the system in that city, she could’ve easily passed off with her celebrity status without buying one too…

Another thing to be observed is that she got into a SECOND class compartment… amidst a huge crowd (I’m sure it was much to the dislike of her body guards though )… don’t you think she’s actually making a genuine attempt to get the feel of the local customs and lifestyle, everywhere she goes to???

Well, the paparazzi and her body guards can’t be avoided guys… come what may, she’s a hot shot celebrity after all……….

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Don’t be suprised if you hear Angelina saying this …Pune ……….Jaipur……..Delhi and now Mumbai . Looks like India’s financial and more popularly known as entertainment hub of the country has caught Angelina’s fancy . All work and no play makes Angelina a dull gal !! So Angelina and co were photographed enjoying a little family weekend in Mumbai . Angelina is in Mumbai to shoot certain scenes for her movie” A Mighty Heart “.

Actress Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt went sightseeing over the weekend in Mumbai, where Jolie was to shoot scenes for a movie about slain journalist Daniel Pearl who had lived and worked in India’s financial capital. Leading newspapers published pictures of son Maddox perched on Pitt’s shoulders and Jolie carrying daughter Zahara as they stepped out of their luxury hotel in downtown Mumbai on Sunday.

They visited a popular Mumbai restaurant where Pearl, also a musician, often played violin or mandolin with a group of friends .

Lools like Angelina and Brad’s Indian Rendezvous is gonna leave them with loads of memories and as for the papparazzi……..loads of photographs !!!!!!!

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An Indian Astrologer called Anand Soni met Brangelina recently as they are shooting their movie ‘A Mighty Heart’.

He predicted that Brad and Angelina have just one more year of togetherness as they will be splitting in December 2007.

Soni told them that Brad is still “mentally very much together” with his ex-Jennifer.

Since Jennifer Aniston has claimed that,

“They were seven very intense years together and it was a beautiful, complicated relationship…I will love Brad for the rest of my life and I hope someday we will be able to be friends again.”

Angelina Jolie has all the reasons to worry!

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Angelina Jolie who is playing Mariane Pearl on screen in her forthcoming film ‘A Mighty Heart’ seems to have bonded really well with the real Mariane Pearl.

Angelina’s boyfriend Brad Pitt who is also one of the film’s producers believed that Angelina and Mariane should meet so that it would help Angie to essay the role of Mariane and help her learn Mariane’s accent.

“Brad felt if he was going to make this movie, it was really important that Angelina and Mariane became friends and started to understand each othe…he feels really lucky that they hit it off because the movie just couldn’t have happened if they hadn’t…Brad says he’s overjoyed that everyone has hit it off so well, and he says Maddox has a friend for life in Mariane’s young son, Adam,”

a source reveals.

“It’s a special friendship that comes with a lot of perks. Mariane has traveled frequently on Brad Pitt’s plane, and she and Angelina talk about everything together, not just the movie…Even though it took Danny Pearl’s death to bring everyone together like this. Brad, Angelina and Mariane are all determined to keep this friendship healthy and really make a difference in the world while they’re at it,” claims the source.

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Even though Jennifer Aniston visited Vaughn in London but the media reports claim that they have split. Other sources say that Jen and Vince’s London meeting was’nt for a reconcilliation. Jen has apparently dumped Vaughn and is seeking advice from a fellow Pitt ex alum Gwyneth Paltrow on how to make peace with him.


Another bad news for Aniston is that a renowned Indian Astrologer has predicted that Brad will leave Angelina Jolie for Jennifer Aniston.

As a direct result, Angelina Jolie has fired the salvo

“Stay Away From Brad!”

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Looks like it ain’t just Jennifer Aniston who’s gotten Angelina Jolie into an odd-spot huh… the latest entrant into the ‘I Hate Angelina Jolie’ camp is the adoption controversy lady – Madonna!!!

After successfully having adopted David and taken him to visit hi father, she’s now open her mouth… and her melodious voice ain’t sounding all that great while she blasts Angie baby and Nicole Kidman… and the whole of UNO!!!

She says that UNO and its goodwill advisors created one helluva chaos during her adoption struggle and that she’s in all her moods to raise her voice against them (as if she hasn’t raised it enough huh )…

So watch out Angie baby… here comes MADONNA……. And you people better watch out— this space, for more on that

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After having allegedly received threats from a little-known Terrorist Group there were rumours that Mother Earth Angelina Jolie and her boyfriend were on the Al-Qaeda hit-list.

A source reported that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are prime targets for the Al-Qaeda terrorists for having chosen to work on their film A Mighty Heart in India.

But why would Al-Qaeda waste time over Brad and Angie…when they have so many other great personalities on their hit-list, killing home would make a difference to them.

Moreover the threat was found to be bogus. So its not a big deal anymore!

Though Mother Earth needn’t try too hard for publicity, considering she is always in the media glare… I suspect this threat was supposed to do some good to her movie ‘A Mighty Heart’.

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