Angelina Jolie blog

So Angelina Jolie n Brad Pitt are having a great time in Costa Rica… they had first thought of going there only for Christmas, but the people bestowed them with so much of love and respect that they decided to stay back for New Year’s too! And knowing Brangelina, they’re certainly not that kind of a couple who’d be locked up in their room all day or just sit in the lawn of their suite and relax…

So they set off to visit the Panama City on Friday, visiting a souvenir shop, a colonial neighborhood and the Panama Canal, a former U.S. military base and the construction site of Panama’s new Biodiversity Museum etc etc… wonder how those two are able to roam about so much…

Anyways, it’s their life and they’re living it well… go on Angie… roam all you wanna just let the paparazzi know in advance

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I guess all Angelina Jolie fans are currently in a stage of hibernation… I genuinely mean it guys! Why else would Angie get a mere 2% in the Gallup Poll for the most loved celebrities???

The worst part was that the ‘Tomb Raider’ babe got half as many votes as Laura Bush – her fierce enemy!!! Don’t you guys remember the bitter rivalry that broke loose between the two ladies earlier this year???

It’s the end of the year and surveys and polls… so all you Jolie fans pliz don’t let this repeat again… keep your eyes open and vote with all your heart!

P.S. I hope there’s a survey in Costa Rica soon

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So I was right about Brad Pitt being one fickle minded dud huh… the old man turned 43 on the 18th of December and he did celebrate it in style – MINUS Angelina Jolie!!! He finished his day’s work (was busy re-shooting ‘Oceans Thirteen’) and hit the West Hollywood eatery Il Sole - an eatery fave of Jennifer Aniston!!!

He was joined by friends George Clooney, Steven Soderbergh, Jerry Weintraub and about 25 other pals, but Angie was nowhere in sight… and while the poor girlfriend of his prepared for a perfect birthday gift - of an exclusive tour of one of America’s architectural masterpieces, Frank Lloyd Wright’s Fallingwater – Brad drank and ate and made merry without thinking much about her!

There’s still time Angie… pliz do think about it….

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Looks like the numerous hit and run cases in India against Angelina Jolie have done the trick for her… she’s very recently been termed as the most popular celebrity of 2006!!!

No kiddin guys… the busty babe has been declared the top female newsmaker of the year by “Access Hollywood!” She was a part of 79 news stories this year which is much higher than the pantyless Britney or the shameless Paris Hilton!!!

On the other hand, Tom Cruise led the rally amongst guys with 94 stories… the Italian wedding and the speculation before that surely did him a lot of good…

So while Angie n Brad continue to make news faster and more frequently than ever before, you know where to log on for the fastest update on them, right???

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While the rest of Hollywood was bust jerkin off or fuckin around like rabbits on Christmas,
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt surely knew how to stand apart from the crowd and celebrate Jesus Christ’s birthday in style…

The sexiest lady and almost the most handsome man of Hollywood were spotted making merry with the Columbian refugees… they arrived at San Jose (Costa Rica) on Christmas morning and spent the rest of the day meeting and making merry with the poor people who were left as mere refugees in their own land…

“My Christmas message to Colombian refugees and to the millions of displaced people in Colombia is that the world has not totally forgotten them.” said Angie, who also is a United Nations goodwill ambassador.

And people still call her a careless and haughty bitch! So much for being humane huh……

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Well I guess everybody didn’t believe Angelina Jolie when the poor lady confessed in front of the media that she had nothing to do with the Jennifer Anniston-Brad Pitt divorce and was just good friends with the dude during the filming of Mr. & Mrs. Smith… Take Jenny for example…

The ‘Friends’ star has made this statement in front of the media that Angie has opened a few wounds and reminded her of a few disgusting incidents… When Jolie told the media that she was open to talk to Anniston if she was interested, the former Mrs. Pitt gave it to her in black and white…

“Jen says Angelina could have told Vogue that she had tried to contact her and that Jen had already made it clear that she wanted nothing to do with her,” said an insider… well Angie, guess your white flag ain’t enough to melt the wounded tigress

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Angelina Jolie has proved to the world that adopting kids from different parts of the world ain’t enough… you need to understand their cultures, their needs and also remember the dates of their festivals!!!

The Brangelina camp will celebrate Christmas on three different days and different styles… her adopted kids Maddox and Zahara are from Cambodia and Ethiopia respectively, where as it’s Shiloh’s first Christmas… so Angie n Brad have decided to celebrate the 8irth of Christ in the different ways of the three countries…

“Zahara’s Christmas is January 8, which we’re learning about and celebrating.” Said the ‘The Good Shepherd’ star… And when it came to her only son Maddy, “With Maddox, I think it would be the water festivals in Buddhism. So yeah, we’re going to get into all that with them.”

Whew… now I know why they say that Christmas time is the most strenuous period of the year

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Well, yesterday it was Angelina Jolie and Matt Damon reflecting their thoughts on their on-screen intimacy in the film “The Good Shepherd” and today we have Brad Pitt and Luciana Barroso giving us their thoughts on the smooching and making out scenes their partners shared in the movie…

Angie quoted Brad saying, ‘good luck to you guys, I hope it’s not too awkward.’ Whew! That’s one supportive boyfriend huh… you see, Brad & Matt are friends, having shot the ocean’s series together… and it’s a similar case with Luciana and Angie…

“In reality both the people we’re involved with couldn’t have cared less about us having to kiss on screen because they know us.” Said the Demi-Goddess… I guess they’re too used to their partners sleeping around with other people… so this hardly matters

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Angelina Jolie is a bold female alright… she’s done dare devil roles like that of Lara Croft in the Tomb Raider series… and HOT ones in Original Sin… getting physically intimate with a co-star on the screen ain’t a new thing for the adopting specialist… but the case was slightly different in ‘The Good Shepherd’…

Her co-star in the film, Matt Damon, is a good friend of Brad Pitt and Jolie… and having some steamy scenes with a good friend of yours can get a bit awky at times you know… and If Angie didn’t have much of a problem, Matt DID!!!

“Doing a love scene with the girlfriend of a good friend is weird. We all know each other.” Said the actor… while Jolie was pretty cool about the whole affair… “The difference between kissing Matt and kissing Brad is simple. One’s a friend and one’s my lover.” She coolly said…

Well Jolie, you’re far too experienced for the young man… at least in sleeping around with your friends’ partners and co-actors

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So Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have an international family in the true sense huh…. They’ve got two adopted children and one biological one, though they aren’t married, but they surely live as one closely knit family…

You’d think that they’re the divas outside and it would be the same case at home… but one peek into their personal life and you’d be thinking otherwise! Angie recently told the media that it’s Zahara, their almost two-year-old girl, who rules the family!

“Zahara is possibly the funniest person I’ve ever met in my life ¡ She’s definitely the biggest personality in the house.” Says ‘The Good Shepherd’ lady… “I am the disciplinarian. Brad can be, but if Z doesn’t get the bottle from me, she’ll very quickly run to Daddy.”

So in short the girl is not as dumb as her adopted mommie, who’s still stuck to Brad

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Oki guys… that’s the end of party for the gossip mongrels again! Yup… all those who were desperately trying to propagate that Angelina Jolie was pregnant may have to pacify themselves by seeing the empty cartons of birth control pills in her bedroom!!!

Angie has stated it clearly that she’s on birth control and possibly can’t get pregnant – however hard Brad tries “If I was pregnant I shouldn’t have been drinking wine last night!” said the frustrated lady… well, she has every right to be pissed guys… the poor celebrity has not spent even a single week without baseless rumors about her being spread by the paparazzi…

The leggy lass has made it clear that she’s only looking at adopting another baby now… maybe she wants a family with a rainbow of cultures and languages whatever the case is, it’s good news for us that Angie baby ain’t getting out of shape again!!!

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Angelina Jolie – The prettiest face of Hollywood… the richest most probably! But could anyone imagine that she actually is a stinker when it comes to spend on food!!! The proof being that she actually fed INSECTS to her poor 5-year-old son Maddox…

Trust me guys! It’s true… Angelina Jolie announced it herself… and the worst part is that she actually flew down to Cambodia just for that plate of Crickets! “I recently took Mad to Cambodia and it was the first trip there where he really understood it. We took him to a restaurant in the middle of the night and he had his first plate of crickets.” Revealed the sultry siren…

Well, she says that those creepy insects are a good source of protein and some jazz… I just hope she doesn’t act that foolish again

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So it wasn’t Angelina Jolie’s fault after all… in a recent interview she made it clear that she had no intensions of breaking Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston’s marriage ever! But things just happened…

Every child in America knows that sparks flew between them during the shoot of “Mr. And Mrs. Smith.” And it was all so very visible on the screen you know! They seemed so perfectly made for each other when you saw them on screen and that’s what even she says…

“Anything we had to do with each other, we just found a lot of joy in it together and a lot of real teamwork,” Jolie said. “We just became kind of a pair.” And the final nail on the box was when her 5-year-old son, Maddox, called Pitt “Dad!” Little did he know that he would have to pay for that mistake of his for quite some time

Jokes apart guys… hope Angie is not stabbed in the back just the way Jenny was!

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Well guys this is certainly something to think about… Angelina Jolie wants many more kids!!!

The only thing that comes to mind is Angie n Brad having unprotected sex over and over again to reproduce at a healthy rate… but do remember that they already have 3 kids… two adopted and one biological child… and on top of that she wants many more… guess its time someone told her about the alarming rate of increase in population…

And also considering Brad Pitt’s age (he’s 43now!) how long will he be able to remain ‘stiff’ and ‘thick’ enough to produce kids??? Well Angie also mentioned “I love being with Brad.” So I guess they’ve already started trying (read humping) for another kid…

P.S. so are you guys ready to see Angie with a baby bump again????

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Party’s over guys… or rather, there’s not gonna BE any party

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, who were rumored to be planning their wedding sometime next weekend, have told it clearly to the media that they’re NOT gonna marry till “everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able” (they were talking of GAYS and LESBIANS just incase you didn’t understand).

Well nothing else was expected of the untrustworthy Brad Pitt… guess he’s just looking for a second chance with Jennifer Anniston a lil too seriously now… and he was especially more than eager to bash all the rumors as he clearly stated - “It’s all made up.”

Whatever guys… hope things change for the better for Angie……..

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Man! It’s finally here… Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have FINALLY decided to get married!!! They’ve been putting marriage in the backseat and at the end of their priority list since so long now… now at last they’ve decided to agree to the norms of the society and not just their wild uncontrolled love!!!

And guess what??? Brangelina is actually planning a Christmas wedding!!! Hey I dunno how they’re gonna manage such a lavish affair with such a short notice, but with the Brangelina camp there’s little that’s not manageable

The vows might be exchanged in South Africa… “They are treating their marriage like a spiritual affirmation and don’t need big Hollywood glitz like Tom Cruise in Italy.” Said a birdie from their circle…

Whatever the whole wide world might say… I don’t believe Brad till the “I do” isn’t uttered!!!!!!!!

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Angelina Jolie has been lucky so far this year and hope the lucky trend continues for the puffy lipped siren… you see, there are another 20 days to go and Brad surely doesn’t take time to change colors……..

Anyways, the news bit of my blog is that Brad Pitt has been given the title of Best Male Makeover 2006! The 43 year old father of three has received n award after quite some time now and it was surely coz of Angelina’s persuasion… the man was almost down n out guys… hope he remains faithful to the World’s most beautiful lady…

ALL THE BEST ANGIE…

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This one is for all those who thought that Angelina Jolie did not have the commitment in her to settle down with Brad or match up to him…

Brad Pitt is actually having two thoughts about her now… not because Angelina is too haughty or uncommitted but because he’s gotten interested in ex-wife Jennifer Anniston again!!!

Jennifer is single again after her mutually agreed to break up with Vince Vaughan and here comes Brad wagging his tongue behind her… it doesn’t take an Einstein to figure out then Jenny baby still has hots for him and won’t take long to melt down in front of his puppy face (and hand over her puppies to him again )…

The quest to get Jenny’s attention has already begun guys… Pitt has been calling her up since quite some time to woe her into working with him… and she’s recently announced in the media that she’s open to the idea of working with the ‘Troy’ star again…

So that’s the first victory for him and the beginning of a huge emotional loss for Angie… watch out Jolie… watch out before its too late!

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Imagine thousands of faces like that of Angelina Jolie…….

What MEN want??? nay people… It ain’t the title of a new movie or the sequel to the good old comedy… but my way of naming a survey that was carried out with 2000 males and females In UK to find out what they look for in the opposite sex! The results were surprisingly different than the usual boring surveys carried out almost every week by various wannabe organization… both the sexes unanimously agreed that they don’t care about body odor or yellow teeth as long as the person Is friendly and fun… that means I stand a chance this time

Ask the guys about the physical aspects and whew! Their wishlist Is totally unbelievable and IMPOSSIBLE!!! The guys wanted chicks with hair of Kelly Brook, the face of Angelina Jolie, Scarlett Johansson’s body and Giselle Bundchen’s legs! People… I’m actually speechless at the fantasies of those guys u know… I wish the survey was conducted by God Himself… he might’ve produced a few of such people for the modest fellowship of us men

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The most famous celeb duo of Hollywood might just have to cut one name off their friends list after their latest shopping spree – Michael Jackson!

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have recently purchased a series of paintings and artifacts… there is this one particular painting from notorious artist Banksy in which he takes a pot-shot at Michael’s child abuse scandal. It’s supposed to be a wonderful piece of creativity and a hilarious satire on the uncrowned king of dance…

The artist Banksy is one crazy freak huh… the moment his actual identity is revealed, he might just be behind bars… because his list of paintings includes a couple of cops in a homo-sexual embrace!!!

The piece now owned by Brangelina shows MJ standing on the doorway of a cottage trying to coax a lil boy n girl to stay with him by bribing them with sweets… though its inspired by Hansel and Gretel, we know who’s the bad guy out here

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